May 23, 2013

I Like Family

I like family. I’m not sadistic, weird, or even insane. I like family life because it’s like a return to the good old days of the 50′s. I don’t mean I like family from the 1950′s. I’m thinking of family from the 7050′s…BC when it was survival of the fittest and the herd was thinned on regular occasions. I like family of all kinds. I like my wife. I like mom. I like dad. I like children even. Here are the top reasons why I like family.

I like family because of all the attention I receive

I never knew how popular a person could be until I became a family man. I like family because they always make me feel so wanted. My wife is always wanting me to do some sort of job around the house and never, ever forgets that I have a, you know, job. At least she says I like my husband <link> regularly. My kids feel the same way about giving me a social life. They are so considerate to wait until five minutes after I get home before giving me the privilege of taking them somewhere. I like family because as a social, funny kind of guy I never have to deal with a moment alone.

I like family because of the joy of spending money

I like spending money. It’s a fact. I like family because they give me all kinds of chances to spend money on things like student fees, doctor’s visits, braces bills, and just those times that my wife felt it was appropriate to buy ten pairs of shoes with my credit card, God bless her. Burning through money is a blast, even if you have to go into debt at eighteen percent interest to do it. Gosh, I like family because they give me such an opportunity to spend, spend, spend!

I like family because some people pay for dysfunction. I get it for free!

I loved watching reality television because of all the craziness and problems out there. Now, I get to watch it in real time since I’m a family man! I can see my daughter do a dating merry go round with the local losers and watch my wife’s drinking problems up close and personal. And, if we ever have an intervention (next Thursday tentatively), I get to lead it! It’s just like being a TV host! I like family so much. With free entertainment, how could you not?

I like family because it’s like winning the lottery

How many homes have two people with untreated anxiety and another with late stage obstinate defiant disorder under the same roof? And, that doesn’t even include my wife’s un-diagnosed poly-substance abuse and obsessive compulsive disorder! I mean what are the odds of having a spouse who sniffs Percocets, but then helpfully checks fifteen times to make sure the child proof cap is on correctly? My family is so unique, being with them is like winning the lottery! And that’s not even including my ex wife.

As you can see I like family a lot. If you have a family life that resembles mine or you have a great ex husband, why not share their humorous ways in the comments section? If you’re really brave, click “post to Facebook” to share your stories with your friends and the world!

Best Friends Forever

Best friends forever is a phrase used by teenage and young adults that refers to their best friends. The phrase best friends forever is sometimes abbreviated bffs or bff. Thus, you might hear teenagers say, “I’m hanging with my best friends forever” or my bffs. Sometimes older women will speak of the best friends in this way too. In most cases, boys and men don’t call their friends bffs.

If you don’t have best friends forever, you may think you’re missing out. Maybe you really want someone you can confide in, share stories with, and have as an amazing friend. Don’t worry! I’ve helped lots of girls meet a best friendforever and keep them for life. Read on for my tips.

Meeting Best Friends Forever

1. Be Open Minded

You never know when your future best friend forever is just around the corner. It could be someone who’s not in the popular crowd or who has interests that are different than yours. Don’t judge someone just because they look a certain way or come from a different crowd. Best friends forever can come from anywhere. Keep an eye out for them on your sports teams, in your clubs, and even in class. If you’re not involved in any activities, go out and join some!

2. Be Friendly

You’ll never meet best friends forever if you’re snobby or mean. Being friendly and fun will make sure you’re attracting all kinds of people. You don’t have to become best friends forever with everyone, but there’s nothing wrong with meeting lots of different people. You may need to meet a lot of people in order to find best friends forever, but the more you meet, the better odds of this happening.

Keeping Best Friends Forever

1. Take A Break Sometimes

Don’t always hang with your best friends forever so much. While it’s fun to spend time with them, if you’re with them too much, guess what? You’ll be so freaking sick of them that you’ll want to pull your hair out, meaning the relationship may even end. Spend more time with other good friends for awhile. Maybe keep your time with your best friends forever to about four days a week.

Also, have other friends you can rely on. Don’t worry, your best friends forever can still be your favorites and you can give them most of your attention. But, if your best friends forever are your only friends, then you’ll rely on them for all of your support and social time. Even your best friends forever need a break from your huge drama!

2. Never Take Friends For Granted

Just because they’re your best friends forever doesn’t mean they have to put up with your bad moods. Next time you hang with your best friends forever, thank them for all they’ve done for you. A little gratitude means a lot.

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I Like My Boyfriend

I like my boyfriend. Actually, I’m lucky because I like my boyfriend a lot. However, this wasn’t always the case. When I was in college I don’t think I could honestly say I like my boyfriend. Every guy I dated was a loser and I only stayed with each one out of guilt or pity. Now I like my boyfriend and am glad I stopped finding losers. Here are my tips to help you say I like my boyfriend too.

I like boyfriend because he’s not needy

When I was in college, I dated guys who needed me. It felt good at first. In fact, I told friends I like my boyfriend because he’s needy! Boy was I stupid. After about four weeks, his neediness got really old. Don’t date needy guys because they will always be needy. I like my boyfriend now because he is independent and can function if I’m not around. I never hear him whine.

I like my boyfriend because he’s confident

I used to date guys because I felt sorry for them! Can you believe that? But, lots of women make this mistake. They think they can fix the pitiful guys. Nope! Pick someone who’s confident and not only are they great lovers, but they’ll also go much farther in life. I like my boyfriend because he’s a successful businessman. The fixer upper guy I dated in college is in his third stint at rehab. Seriously!

I like my boyfriend because he’s relaxed

My boyfriend is passionate about me and his job, but flexible and laid back in other ways. I like my boyfriend because he doesn’t try to control everything in life, including me! Right out of college I lived with a guy who wouldn’t let me have a Facebook and yelled at me every time another guy even looked at me! Avoid idiots like this. I like my boyfriend because he is relaxed and doesn’t try to control me.

I like my boyfriend because he’s high value

I like my boyfriend because I can go out and be proud of him. He’s smart, handsome, successful, and funny. You need to pick a guy who’s like that too. I used to be so ashamed of my exes. They were drug users and barely employed. I can’t believe I liked them! I like my boyfriend because he cares about success and I can feel like a million dollars when I’m with him.

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I Like Men

I like men. Any of my friends can tell you that! I like men of all kinds, but I can still be choosy. However, this wasn’t always the case. When I was in college I’d sit alone in my dorm room every Friday and Saturday and dream about how much I like men. I was the shy girl and couldn’t get men to like me to save my life! However, now, I’m dating several guys and have never been happier. Stop daydreaming and saying I like men and start getting dates with them! Here are my tips (based on common excuses).

1. I like men, but they never seem to notice me

Why don’t men notice you? The honest truth is most men like attractive women. I like men, but I can’t lie about their true nature. If you’re not a model, don’t give up yet. I made a few little changes that helped me become prettier. I started to wear fashionable clothes, I got a stylish haircut, and I started going to the gym and lost weight. Now, guys pay attention to me a lot more. In fact, I like men who find me sexy (and a lot of them do!).

2. I like men, but they only ask out my friends

Are you open to meeting men? Just because you say I like men and drool over them sometimes doesn’t mean they know you’re available. The guy has to approach us, so he looks for clues to determine if we’re available. If your arms are crossed, you look upset, and you’re frowning, then you’re showing the world (and the men you like) that you’re closed to interaction. Uncross your arms, uncross your legs, smile, and laugh. Don’t act like a slut, but at least act like you mean it when you say I like men.

3. I like men, but they treat me like one of the guys

I see this all the time. Girls say I like men, but the men treat them like their guy friends! If this is you, you’ll have to learn to be more feminine. The first way is to dress up more often and stop acting like a tomboy so much. You also will have to flirt a lot more. Flirting is what we girls do naturally, but only when we’re comfortable and relaxed. So, chill out and have fun and your natural flirt instincts will take over. Oh, and it never hurts to touch him a little. Men really like that.

4. I like men, but I’m too picky

This is another common problem, women saying I like men, but then running away when he wants to get more serious. Don’t let your fear of men cripple you. I like men, but I don’t let them tell me what to do. Just remember that when a man approaches you, you don’t have to marry him! Just relax and let the relationship go as far as you want. Also, I like men, but I don’t let them control me either. Stop acting like you need a man and you’ll relax enough to meet them and have a good relationship with them. And, stop judging them. Just be cool and make new friends.

So, quit sitting around with your girls saying I like men and get yourself an actual date!

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I Like Boys

I like boys a lot, probably more than anyone on the planet. OK, I like boys, but maybe not that much. But, when I was in high school no matter how much I told my girlfriends that I like boys, I never actually dated any guys. I was the shy girl and no boys even liked me. Well, now I’ve transformed to a genuine hottie and I thought I’d share my advice. Stop telling your friends I like boys and start getting dates! Here are four excuses followed by my tips.

I like boys, but they only notice my friends

Why do you say I like boys, but they notice your friends? Is it because your friends are hot or sexy? The truth is most guys like girls who are pretty. I like boys, but I can’t lie about them: guys are attracted to good looking women. If you’re not pretty, don’t give up. I made a few changes and became prettier. Wear trendy clothes, get a stylish haircut, and if you’re overweight, lose a few pounds. I did all these things and, although I’m no supermodel, most guys now find me attractive Dress nicely, wear makeup, get a trendy haircut, lose a few pounds, and you’ll probably be attractive to the average guy.

I like boys, but they don’t ask me out

Are you open or closed to meeting men? Just because you say I like boys doesn’t mean you’re actually letting them know you want to date them. What men look for in women is availability. The guy has to approach us, so he looks for clues to determine if we’re available. If your arms are crossed and you constantly have a frown on your face, then you’re showing the world (and the boys you like) that you don’t want anyone to talk to you. Uncross your arms, uncross your legs, and put a smile on your face. You don’t have to act like a slut, but at least act like you mean it when you say I like boys.

I like boys, but they only like me as a friend

I see this all the time. Girls say I like boys, but the boys never seem to get the message! In most cases, these ladies have forgotten how to flirt. Flirting is what we girls do naturally, but only when we’re comfortable and relaxed. So, chill out and have fun around the guy you like and your natural flirt instincts will take over. To get you started, playing with your hair and making eye contact are signs that you like a guy. Oh, and it never hurts to touch him a little.

I like boys, but I’m afraid of commitment

This is another common problem, saying I like boys and maybe even showing interest in guys, but then running when he wants to get more serious. Just remember, that you control your choices. You can get into a relationship without marrying someone! I like boys, but only keep them as long as I’m interested. I’m not rude, but I don’t hang on with a guy out of pity or guilt either. Just move at your own pace, but don’t be afraid to do what you need to do if the relationship goes bad. Don’t let fear of dumping someone keep you from healthy relationships.

Quit sitting around with your girls saying I like boys and get yourself a date!

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I Like Him

Do you tell your friends I like him, but then have no clue how to get him to like you back? If so, you’re certainly not unique. Lots of girls say I like him to their girlfriends, but end up dateless every weekend. If you want to go from saying I like him about the man of your dreams to saying I like my boyfriend, then keep reading. Here are four common excuses followed by my tips.

1. I like him but he doesn’t notice me

Why do you say I like him, but he doesn’t even take notice of you? It’s probably because you simply not all that interesting to a guy. I’m going to be blunt here, but most men don’t care about your job promotion, your newest book of poetry or anything else. Men will notice you if you look pretty. I know it sounds shallow, but guys are attracted to good looking women. If you’re not great to look at, don’t despair. Dress nicely, wear makeup, get a trendy haircut, lose a few pounds, and you’ll probably be attractive to the average guy. Most guys you’d say I like him about don’t expect supermodels.

2. I like him, but he won’t talk to me

Some guys are afraid of women. However, even confident guys who are masters of dating still won’t approach women who seem closed. If you are at a club telling your friends I like him but your body language and attitude say no thanks, you won’t get the guy. What men look for in women is availability. Since evolution has made approaching women the guy’s job, he looks at clues from women to determine if they’re available. If your arms are crossed and you constantly have a frown on your face, then you’re showing the world you don’t want anyone to talk to you. Quit just telling your group of girls I like him and uncross your arms, uncross your legs, and put a smile on your face. That will get a guy to talk to you.

3. I like him, but he doesn’t think I’m interested

I see this all the time. Women come to me for advice about a guy. They say I like him, but they can’t seem to let him know. With these girls, I always advise them to practice their flirting. Flirting is what girls do naturally when they’re comfortable and happy. So, my advice is to relax and have fun around the guy you like and your natural flirt instincts will take over. You’ll be flicking your hair and giving out other signs of attraction in no time.

4. I like him, but I’m insecure

This is also a common concern. I don’t care if you write I like him in your diary everyday, he’s not that special. He’s a human being just like you or me. Don’t put the guy on a pedestal. It’ll only make you nervous and sometimes cause you to put up with lots of crap. Don’t let him think you need him. Make him earn your attention. Just because you like him, doesn’t mean you have to put up with his nonsense.

Quit sitting around with your girls saying I like men or I like boys and get yourself a date! Do you have a particular boy you like? Tell us about them in the comments. Click “post to Facebook” to let your friends and the world know which boys you like!

I Like My Girlfriend

I like my girlfriend a lot. However, it wasn’t always that way. I may say I like my girlfriend now, but in the past I couldn’t even get a girlfriend! I was a constantly frustrated single guy until I realized that the advice I’d been given to meet and keep a girlfriend was all wrong! Not only do I like my girlfriend, but I know how to make her like me even more. Here are some common myths about having a girlfriend and the truth.

Myth 1: I like my girlfriend, so I have to buy her things

I used to be like this too with every girlfriend I had. I believed that to get a girl to like me I had to wine her, dine her, buy her flowers, and basically treat her like a queen. It’s funny because I never kept these girlfriends very long! They often left me to date jerks who didn’t do anything nice for them.

I like my girlfriend a lot, but I don’t do that stuff anymore, at least not all the time. Women don’t want a chump who’s going to put them on a pedestal all the time. They may like it for awhile, but they get sick of it. Women like a guy with an edge, someone who gives them a thrill. Don’t always buy them what they want or surprise them all the time. Let them do that for you! I like my girlfriend and I like my girlfriend even more because she’s the one that buys me stuff!

Myth 2: I like my girlfriend so I have to agree with her all the time

I agreed with the opinion of every girl I dated when I was in college. And they didn’t date me very long. We think that girls want us to kiss their butt all the time, but the opposite is true. Women like strong, powerful men who push their attraction buttons. Who’s more likely to get a date, some agreeable sap or a strong, rich, corporate executive? I think you know the answer!

I like my girlfriend, but I don’t agree with her all the time. And, she doesn’t even want me to. She likes me best when I’m myself, opinions and all. While you don’t have to be a jerk about your views, stand up for yourself!

Myth 3: I like my girlfriend so I have to be available for her all the time

I was the guy who always sent my girlfriend texts every few hours just to say I love her or always took her calls. Wrong! I just showed her I was some fool who would do her bidding. She liked it for awhile and dumped me because it was wimpy and girls hate wimps.

I used to think I like my girlfriend meant I had to be at her beck and call all the time. Nope! Don’t text her constantly and let some of her calls go to voicemail. Make her wait it out sometimes. Show her that you are high value and busy. I like my girlfriend now because she is the one texting me wanting my attention, not the other way around. That’s the way it should be!

I hope you found this article helpful. Now you can say I like my girlfriend, but still be a man (and keep her for as long as you like).

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I Like Girls

I confess that I like girls, which doesn’t make me unique among guys. However, unlike other guys who want to find hot girls, but sit at home on weekends, I actually get dates with women all the time. Most guys are frustrated in dating because they got bad advice or they lack confidence. With my four easy tips you can meet girls anywhere and date them!

Tip 1: Approach Any Girl: Banish Anxiety

This problem, called approach anxiety, is common among guys. I like girls and have success with them, but sometimes even I can be afraid to approach. It’s because the male brain is wired to fear approaching girls! We literally think we may die. Make sure you remind your brain that approaching that girl across the room isn’t deadly. In fact, approaching hot girls could get you something really nice, like a relationship. Get rid of the negative self talk and don’t worry about rejection by someone you don’t even know.

Tip 2: Meet Girls Who Like You Back

Just wanting to date girls doesn’t mean they have to like you back. If you’re constantly rejected, it probably means the women you meet perceive you as low value. Women like high value, successful, and confident men. When you’re out, act like you’re the most awesome guy in the world. However, start doing things to become high value too. Girls like me because I’m funny, in shape, and a business owner. Find things to show your value and you’ll find girls too.

Tip 3: No Girls Are Out of You League

There are hot girls for sure, but I still don’t believe in leagues. Any girl, no matter how popular or hot is within your reach. The biggest mistake guys make with women is to put them on a pedestal. A woman is just a human being like you. She farts, poops, and has bad days. So, approach and get to know everyone, no matter how supposedly beautiful they are. Don’t buy girls flowers, drinks, dinner, etc. unless you’re getting something from them like a long term relationship. Don’t bribe women into liking you. They’ll gladly take your drink, but they won’t respect you. You’ll never meet girls if you’re perceived as a loser.

Tip 4: Get Them To Value You

You need to be funny. Girls like genuinely funny guys. If you can get her to laugh, she’ll want to be around you. Use observational or situational humor based on your environment and she’ll not only think you’re funny, but also smart too. Avoid pickup lines and using material you found on the internet. Be original and you’ll be higher value. I meet girls and they like me because I make them laugh.

With my advice you can meet girls and date girls. Let us know the girls you like and why in our comments section. If you’re brave click “post to Facebook” and share the girls you like with your friends (and the world)!

I Like Women

I like women a lot. Of course guys can say I like women until the cows come home, but that doesn’t actually mean they actually get dates. Most guys are frustrated in dating because they’ve either been taught the wrong tips or they lack confidence. With my four tips you can go from saying I like women to actually dating them!

Tip 1: I like women, but I can’t approach them

This problem, called approach anxiety, is common for guys. I like women as much as the next guy, but sometimes they can be intimidating. The male brain is actually wired to fear approaching women! We literally think we could die! The key is to remind your brain that approaching that girl at the bar won’t result in death. In fact, it could lead to something pretty awesome. Get rid of the negative self talk and don’t worry about rejection. Getting rejected by someone you just met isn’t really that big of a deal.

Tip 2: I like women but they don’t ever like me back

Just saying I like women doesn’t automatically mean they like men like you. Not all women will like you, but if you consistently find that girls don’t like you back, you should ask yourself why. If you’re constantly rejected, it probably means they think you’re low value. Women like high value men who are confident and successful. You have to project confidence or high value. If you’re not high value, then do things to become valuable. Saying I like women isn’t enough. Get in shape, start your own business, be funny, become the president of an organization, etc. Do something that gets you positive attention and lets people know you are different in a good way.

Tip 3: I like women, but they’re out of my league

I like women, especially beautiful women, a lot, but I don’t believe in leagues. Any girl, no matter how popular or hot is within your reach. The biggest mistake guys make with women is to put them on a pedestal. A woman is just a human being with flaws and all. So, approach and get to know everyone, no matter how supposedly beautiful they are. Don’t buy girls flowers, drinks, dinner, etc. unless they’re going out with you already. Don’t bribe women into liking you. They’ll take what you’re giving and then give themselves to the guy who doesn’t have to buy their love. In fact, don’t even say I like women around women.

Tip 4: I like women but I can’t get their number

When it comes time to making the close with a girl, the best thing is to be direct. Don’t have a friend get her number, don’t look it up, and don’t wait days to get it. Be direct. If you’re on Facebook, find a way to add her there. It’s also important that you’ve built some rapport with a girl before asking for her for her information. Otherwise you’ll just look creepy. Also, when you text or message her, wait a day or two. Let her know that you’re a busy guy and you don’t need her.

With my advice you can go from saying I like women to actually being with women. Let us know the women you like in our comments section. If you’re brave enough click “post to Facebook” and share the women you like with your friends (and the world)

I Like Her

girl doing handstand on beachIs there a girl you find attractive and you tell your friends I like her all the time? When I was in high school I think I told my friends I like her about a new girl each week. Of course even though I said I like her, it didn’t mean that I actually went out with any of these girls. However, now I know the secrets to go from saying I like her, I like girls or I like women to actually dating someone. Below are my tips to get a girlfriend.

Tip 1: I like her but I can’t approach her

This problem, called approach anxiety, is common for guys. They say I like her to their friends, but can’t get the courage to actually talk to the girl themselves. You feel like you’ll die if you talk to the girl! However, you won’t. The key is to remind yourself that approaching a girl won’t kill you. In fact, think of the reward if she likes you back. You’ll have to get rid of the negative self talk in your brain. If you fear rejection, then you need to keep it in perspective. Getting rejected by someone you barely know isn’t really that big of a deal.

Tip 2: I like her but she doesn’t like me back

You’ve said I like her to your friends, but you hear she doesn’t like you back. Or, maybe you approached her and she told you this herself. If you consistently find that girls don’t like you back, you should ask yourself why. Typically women reject low value men, but like guys who are high value. So, whatever your age, you have to be high value. Just telling your friends I like her doesn’t mean you’re high value!

Join a club, get in shape, become the captain of a sports team, start your own business, create a stand up comedy routine, etc. Do something that gets you positive attention and lets people know you are different and successful.

Tip 3: I like her, but she’s out of my league

I don’t believe in leagues. If you say I like her and your friend gives you a funny look, ignore him. Any girl, no matter how popular or hot is within your reach. By saying I like her but she’s out of my league, you’re putting her on a pedestal. Remember, a woman is just a human being with all the flaws and problems of all humans.

So, approach and get to know everyone, no matter how supposedly beautiful or popular they are. And don’t suck up. Don’t buy girls flowers, drinks, movie tickets, etc. unless they’re going out with you already. Don’t bribe women into liking you. Just like teachers don’t like a brown noser, women don’t like butt kissers.

Tip 4: I like her but I can’t get her number

When it comes time to making the close with a girl, the best thing is to be direct. Don’t tell your friend I like her and ask him to get you her number. Don’t ask for her number days later or go through her friend either. Be direct. Girls like confident guys. You can use humor if you want, though. Say something like “I can tell you really dig me. Why don’t you give me your number?” Smile, however, or she’ll think you’re arrogant. Also, you could always add her on Facebook, which is easier than asking for a number.

It’s also important that you’ve built some rapport with a girl before asking for her for her information. Otherwise you’ll just look creepy.

With my advice you can go from saying I like her to I like my girlfriend. Why not tell us about girls you like in our comments section? Click “post to Facebook” to let your friends and the world know which girls you have the hots for!